Ass-Kickin' in action!

Man, I'm bored of putting "kick ass" on my blog title and doing nuts about it. IT'S ABOUT TIME I START TO KICK SOME ASS DAMMIT!

It actually started from this simple conversation
(note : names have been censored to prevent further ass-kicking) :

Peter "Kazuki" Tan said: today futsal cancel
n:*** says: izit?
n:*** says: why?
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: because kaki kencang
(FYI : when Joe Huang's kaki is kejang, it is kencang)

1-0. And so this sh*t sparked my confidence. So I go on and pWned a couple more :

Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: hey i wanna go
g**y says: ok...come meet me first
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: I mean i wanna go kick ur ass

2-0

Peter "Kazuki" Tan said: later i gonna come singapo
t*c says: great
t*c says: when??
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: come singapo to kick your ass

3-0

Peter "Kazuki" Tan said: later i come lo
E**Y says: for?
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: come n kick your ass

4-0

Peter "Kazuki" Tan said: lol
w@t d tOoOoOoO...... j***© says: yes?
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: later i come lo
w@t d tOoOoOoO...... j***© says: for wat?
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: come and kick your ass
w@t d tOoOoOoO...... j***© says: zZz

5-0

Man, I didn't get bored of it. Instead I decided to go for a double kill for the same person!

Peter "Kazuki" Tan said: hey later i come (play futsal) lo
n:*** says: u got tell daniel o not..
n:*** says: got ngam ngam 10 ppl
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: i mean i come n kick your ass

6-0

Peter "Kazuki" Tan said: later i come singapo
M** says: harr?
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: apa har har
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: i come singapo
M** says: how come tetiba?
M** says: -_- wa balik KL la tonite
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: come to kick your ass
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: back to KL
M** says: -_- babi
M** says: hang cakap betoi ker?
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: tak
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: just buat survey
M** says: harrrr?
M** says: babi
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: see how many ass i can kick today

7-0

Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: hey u free or not? i come later lo
P***e says: ha?
P***e says: free
P***e says: u come where?
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: come singapo
P***e says: really?
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: come singapo kick your ass

8-0

Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: later i come your company lo
♀w*****g * says: wat time
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: come n kick your ass
♀w*****g * says: wat time la

Ask wat time lagi...swt. 9-0

Peter "Kazuki" Tan said: later i come lo
J****** - Neither Will Alone nor Strength Alone says: ????
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: u free or not
J****** - Neither Will Alone nor Strength Alone says: when?
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: now
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: i come find u
J****** - Neither Will Alone nor Strength Alone says: later i going out wo..... y suddenly come de?
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: come to kick your ass
J****** - Neither Will Alone nor Strength Alone says: wtf

10-0

Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: hey free or not?
S***** = MC = Fever + Headache + Nose block says: y ask?
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: because i wanna come and kick ur ass

11-0

Heck, if you think this is stupid...What's more stupid than hitting the same person 3 times a day? Of course I got help from my buddy :

[Ðάŋ]™ says: eh..
n:*** says: boon yee like fly la
[Ðάŋ]™ says: lol..
[Ðάŋ]™ says: anyway...tonite wanna makan wat?
[Ðάŋ]™ says: boonyee say he paying
[Ðάŋ]™ says: juz got his bonus wor...
n:*** says: oh..
n:*** says: real wan ah?
n:*** says: i tot he lying..
n:*** says: hahahhhaahaha
n:*** says: sure
[Ðάŋ]™ says: dats wat he told me la
[Ðάŋ]™ says: ask him for details la

n:***says: if its real dun wan..
n:*** says: if its not oso dun wan!
n:*** says: but i might change my mind..
n:*** says: haha
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: ya really come eat
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: u free or not after futsal
n:*** says: ok den..
n:*** says: pigi mana?
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: no need pigi mana...
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: after futsal just eat my boot right up your ass

12-0. TRIPLE KILL

Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: u free?
☆ *** *** ☆ - PLease dont bark on me, not much time left - says: ... not so.. y?
Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: nothing....just feel like come to kick your ass

13-0.

Peter "Kazuki" Tan says: i wanna go
*SUPER LONG EMO NAME* : want to go or not..?
*SUPER LONG EMO NAME* :then go lah..
Peter "Kazuki" Tan said: ok
Peter "Kazuki" Tan said: i'll go kick your ass
*SUPER LONG EMO NAME* :come lah..
*SUPER LONG EMO NAME* :wei...are you serious 1..
Peter "Kazuki" Tan said: Yep. Seriously gonna kick your ass.

14-0.

I guess I don't have time for ass-kicking anymore since I got work to do. LOL.
Chiao.